I think for most kids, school papers are as unexciting as tuna noodle cassoarole. But for some of us, like my younger sister, school papers are an opportunity to spice up life and give the teacher something to laugh about. With no further ado, I give you a middle-school homework assignment.
How to Fall Off a Mountain
To fall off a mountain, you first need to get there. To get there, you need someone to drive you there. To get someone to drive you there, you pay them $80.00. Make them drive you to a mountain that is 1,879,683 miles from your house. When you get there, step out of your car with your left foot first. Step away from teh car and wtch the person who drove you there drive away. Then sigh for six seconds. Put your right foot in front of your left foot. Then move your left foot in front of your right one. Start moving forward. Repeat the process until you get to the top of the mountain. When you get to the very tip-top of the moutain, stand very tall. Sneeze really hard and tip backwards. Fall until you’ve reached the bottom.
The End
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